Unnamed Family Life

How A Unnamed Mom Goes Crazy
The night before school the Dad brings home a skirt for child B to wear to her performance at school the next day. B knows she needs to try it on but yet she can do that later. Instead she wants to go to her friends house and Mom tells her to clean her room first. B is shocked that she has to clean her room so she tells Dad that she hates her house and hates her room and Dad needs to get a second job so she can live next door to her best friend. Child A wants a friend to come over but doesn't want to help clean or do homework because why pass your classes when you can do summer school? Child C is mad because he wants to play with a friend as well but he needs to clean his room and do homework and get ready for scouts at night. Child D is torturing the dogs. Mom feels a nice headache coming on calls Dad and says to bring home a Diet Coke.
Child A suprisingly decides not only to clean but to go to Young Womens which makes her parents very happy. She doesn't want to find get a ride from someone who offered so Mom takes her even though Mom has a beautiful pounding headache. Child B throws a fit most of the night until Mom takes Child A to her activity then she wants to go just because she knows it will bother Child A. Child C tells his parents that he is starving because the awesomely heated up frozed burritos that Mom made came from the wrong color packaging so he can't eat them. Mom and Dad tell Child C too bad. Child C is picked up for Scouts by his awesome leader Child D is torturing the dogs.
Child A calls for a ride home even though her leader is saying I can take you home. Child C is brought home by his leader. Child D is taking over the ipad so that Mom can't play Sudoku and relax.
 Child B is finally in a good mood because Mom gave her some soda. Child A,B, and C are all hyper but Dad and Child D are sleeping. Mom took a nice medicine for her headach so she wants to sleep. Child C decides he can't move because he is starving and only cereal will work. Mom tells him too bad and he makes a sandwich. Mom sees dog poop in Child C's room. Mom cleans it up.
A, B, C and D are all in bed only D is asleep. Mom tells B to take the dogs to their bed for the night. Child B has mysteriously gone deaf and can't understand Mom. Mom uses angry voice A,B and C all listen do what Mom asks and goes to bed.
Child D still sleeps with Mom and Dad and wakes up to punch Dad in face. Child B wakes Mom and Dad up about 4 because she had a bad dream. Mom and Dad wake up and get ready for the day. Mom tells Child B to get ready for school because she still needs to shower and try skirt on. Child B proceeds to hide under the covers with Child D who she woke up and plays around. Child A gets up for school Mom takes Dad to work. Mom comes back Child A is ready for school but has blaring music on and all the kids are up. Child C is making noises from his pretend sword that he is fighting the pretend bad guys. Child D is whining because he is Child D. Child B is painting her nails for the third time since last night. Mom takes Child A to school. Mom walks in and Child B is still painting nails and hasn't showered. Mom tells Child B to get ready for school. Child B tells Mom she doesn't have time to shower and can't find a shirt to wear. Mom tells Child B to go find a shirt to wear. Child B sits down and stares at Mom while Mom is adjusting the skirt. Mom tells Child B to find a shirt. B says she can't. Mom gets mad. Apparently Mom doesn't have magic powers. B finds a shirt. Mom gets B and C ready for school. C goes to the bus stop. B hides until the bus comes and then isn't ready to go. B misses bus on purpose and so Mom can take her. Mom gets D dressed. Mom puts B, D and the two dogs in the van and takes B to school. Mom gets home. D tries to play in the snow. Mom has 10 minutes of peace before Mom goes to the school for B's first performance.
No wonder this unnamed Mom is going crazy.