Unnamed Family Life

How A Unnamed Mom Goes Crazy
The night before school the Dad brings home a skirt for child B to wear to her performance at school the next day. B knows she needs to try it on but yet she can do that later. Instead she wants to go to her friends house and Mom tells her to clean her room first. B is shocked that she has to clean her room so she tells Dad that she hates her house and hates her room and Dad needs to get a second job so she can live next door to her best friend. Child A wants a friend to come over but doesn't want to help clean or do homework because why pass your classes when you can do summer school? Child C is mad because he wants to play with a friend as well but he needs to clean his room and do homework and get ready for scouts at night. Child D is torturing the dogs. Mom feels a nice headache coming on calls Dad and says to bring home a Diet Coke.
Child A suprisingly decides not only to clean but to go to Young Womens which makes her parents very happy. She doesn't want to find get a ride from someone who offered so Mom takes her even though Mom has a beautiful pounding headache. Child B throws a fit most of the night until Mom takes Child A to her activity then she wants to go just because she knows it will bother Child A. Child C tells his parents that he is starving because the awesomely heated up frozed burritos that Mom made came from the wrong color packaging so he can't eat them. Mom and Dad tell Child C too bad. Child C is picked up for Scouts by his awesome leader Child D is torturing the dogs.
Child A calls for a ride home even though her leader is saying I can take you home. Child C is brought home by his leader. Child D is taking over the ipad so that Mom can't play Sudoku and relax.
 Child B is finally in a good mood because Mom gave her some soda. Child A,B, and C are all hyper but Dad and Child D are sleeping. Mom took a nice medicine for her headach so she wants to sleep. Child C decides he can't move because he is starving and only cereal will work. Mom tells him too bad and he makes a sandwich. Mom sees dog poop in Child C's room. Mom cleans it up.
A, B, C and D are all in bed only D is asleep. Mom tells B to take the dogs to their bed for the night. Child B has mysteriously gone deaf and can't understand Mom. Mom uses angry voice A,B and C all listen do what Mom asks and goes to bed.
Child D still sleeps with Mom and Dad and wakes up to punch Dad in face. Child B wakes Mom and Dad up about 4 because she had a bad dream. Mom and Dad wake up and get ready for the day. Mom tells Child B to get ready for school because she still needs to shower and try skirt on. Child B proceeds to hide under the covers with Child D who she woke up and plays around. Child A gets up for school Mom takes Dad to work. Mom comes back Child A is ready for school but has blaring music on and all the kids are up. Child C is making noises from his pretend sword that he is fighting the pretend bad guys. Child D is whining because he is Child D. Child B is painting her nails for the third time since last night. Mom takes Child A to school. Mom walks in and Child B is still painting nails and hasn't showered. Mom tells Child B to get ready for school. Child B tells Mom she doesn't have time to shower and can't find a shirt to wear. Mom tells Child B to go find a shirt to wear. Child B sits down and stares at Mom while Mom is adjusting the skirt. Mom tells Child B to find a shirt. B says she can't. Mom gets mad. Apparently Mom doesn't have magic powers. B finds a shirt. Mom gets B and C ready for school. C goes to the bus stop. B hides until the bus comes and then isn't ready to go. B misses bus on purpose and so Mom can take her. Mom gets D dressed. Mom puts B, D and the two dogs in the van and takes B to school. Mom gets home. D tries to play in the snow. Mom has 10 minutes of peace before Mom goes to the school for B's first performance.
No wonder this unnamed Mom is going crazy.

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Sooo, I was going to update because things were finally calmed down and the older 3 kids were going to start school but things happen and now I am dealing with this humongous stress. I am hoping it gets cleared up within a week (or my stress will double or triple) so until then I am not making sense, I am not cleaning, I am trying to entertain my 2 year old while trying to not cry like a huge baby. The End

After the last real post

After out wonderful time seeing the ever wonderful Josh Groban.( http://www.joshgroban.com/) School started which meant crazy life for us. Jason got a call saying he was wanted at 2 different schools and so he would be moving to one of those schools the week before school started. However the kids had been attending the school where he was working. We kept them in the same school and I drove them up to Provo every day. It might not seem like a far drive for some but getting 4 kids into the car so I could take Jason to work then come home get 4 kids dressed and fed and attempt to get some of my homework  or their homework they didn't do or some housework done was so hard. Not just physically while I was trying to hurry but mentally.  I literally dragged fighting kids out of the house on more then one occasion.  SO MUCH WHINING! If they forgot something, it was a 30 minute trip there and back if not longer because of traffic and construction. Anyways, school came, we kept them in the same school for last year. This year we are switching them to the school by our house. A bus will come and get them and all 3 older kids are going to be in school ALL DAY!! Happy days at my house. Things were going good until October. Then  all  chaos hit.

 We had Gunnar's birthday party at Chuck E Cheese which we had kept really planned well. A slighlty rude parent showed up expecting us to feed and pay for  his whole family yeah right. Other then that it was so much fun!

The next week we started getting really sick. It was HORRIBLE! I was so sick I could barely move. It was right in the middle of midterms which was really hard. I went to take a test. Got 6 questions and left I was so sick. Our kids were late for school since I could barely move. After being sick for 3 days, the kids started getting sick. That was so hard.  I could barely move and then I had to take care of my sweet kids who were so sick themselves. Not fun at all. Plus the schools new attendance policy was really hard on them for missing so much school and being late those times. I felt really bad for them. If the had more then one absence dr excused or not they couldn't get the award for the semester. I am still not happy about that rule. Anyways. Gunnar was so sick, he couldn't move to go to the bathroom and I was so sick I couldn't help him. Jason took a few days off work to help and so I could go take my midterms but he had to go to work in case he came down with it then he would be able to take the time off then.  I ended up taking Gunnar into the instacare and they just said it was a really bad stomach bug and there wasn't much we could do for it except keep drinking.  The day after the instacare I was starting to feel a little better but still miserable and Axel slid on something in my room and sliced his forehead open. It wasn't a long cut but it was really deep. We took him into the ER since the instacare was closed for the night. Instead of stitches, they glued it shut.They had to sedate him to do that. Anyways, our ward was wonderful and brought some meals to us. We really appreciated it. They brought some oils over and eventually I was able to function again just in time for Halloween which I won't get to tonight since I still need to clean up dinner and maybe play video games with Gunnar.

Coming Soon For real this time

updates!!

Just a Peek into our Chaos

My life has been crazy since I last posted. With school, my kids school, Jason's work, my work, we now have 2 frogs, 2 hamsters, we went to Disneyland, everyday living, and various appointments for a family of 6. We also added in this little disaster. Her name is Toffee. She likes to think she is in charge. She is a chihuahua. She is now 3 months old. I need a personal assistant I think. Instead I have a puppy who will come in from pooping outside and also poop on the carpet next to her potty pad.

Did I mention this?

So when Josh Groban walked around at the concert, He touched my hand. Yeah I was excited.  It was such a great night with my wonderful husband!

Jason Rocks!

We went to the Josh Groban concert last night! (Thanks for babysitting Mom!) It was so amazing! We were in the center section on the floor in the very back row. We realized there was a second stage right behind us. So for part of the concert I was front row! (Except for the annoying people who ran up to the stage. Oh well) The first time he went to the stage I was so in shock that I didn't even realize what he was singing. The second time I got a few pictures. I didn't want to spend my time that close to him at his concert watching through a camera. It was such a nice night with my wonderful husband.