Ok so Monica just called and said this it, "Monica ______, you know Eric's wife??" Well silly Monica, I would know who you were if you had just said Monica. Just to show you how well I actually know you here are some facts about Monica.
- My kids remember her
- She has a husband named Eric and a daughter named Nora
- I said hi to her before
- One time I almost hit a dog and I told myself to tell Monica next time I saw her
- When she was growing up she had a dog named Brownie
- She has blond hair and blue eyes
- She has a car
- Her name starts with a "M"
- It ends with a "A"
- She saved a grasshopper from a burning home
- She can play the violin
- Monica was born with an extra toe on her left foot but chose to remove it after kids started calling her "11" when she was 12 years old.
- She always tells me how gorgeous I am
- I know her
- She has 2 eyes
- She has never been on Judge Judy
- She uses Geico Insurance
That's Monica!
1 comment:
wow she sounds lame
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